"I appreciate all that you go through for me plenty without me bleeding from my own vagina, thanks." He was glad she was in high spirits despite this predicament of giving birth in the medieval age. Which really was just the dumbest thing ever.
"Five minutes and twenty-five seconds. I've been counting in my head since the last one." His genius brain had to be good for something here. "Pfft, I think I'll be fine. I watched a youtube thing about natural childbirth," and Tony waved off the concern as he moved around to push the end of her gown up past her knees so he could look. Then he blinked, looked up at her and got paler. "Okay I so wasn't prepared for that."