Things you need to know:
Never use toothpaste as a lubricant when you masturbate.
Never smuggle monkeys in your pants.
Smuggling a monkey in your hat isn't such a good idea, either.
Sometimes, you just have to fling poo.
All your base.
Shit.
This place is useless. It serves no purpose but to amuse the members and others. Go read the info. Now. Thanks.
December 2007
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