August 5-11 events Weekly Staples: Sunday-Quidditch Game! Monday- Knockturn Alley Flea/Farmer's Market fills the sidewalks every Monday from sunup to sundown Tuesday- Rotating store sales. This weej: Eeylops Owl Emporium is offering owls for purchase at 25% off, with a brand new crop of fledgling elf owls available. Wednesday- Happy Hour Specials at The Leaky Cauldron from 5 to 7 pm Thursday- Trivia Night at Brews and Stews Friday- Girl’s Night at Nox Nightclub! All ladies drink free after 9pm. Saturday-Quidditch Games!
The Experimental Charms Department is at it again, leading anyone who uses the Floo on Sunday to find their wand... changed. When those lucky people use their wands, it will not only perform the spell they want, but it will also emit a loud fart sound. If they attempt to remove or muffle the sound magically or physically, it will change from a fart sound to insults aimed at the people near the wizard or witch. Further attempts cause the wand to fart, insult, and liberally use swear words. After several high-ranking wizards find themselves unable to perform magic without embarrassment, the culprits are tracked down and removed from their posts on Monday, though they are unable to find a way to reverse the effects until Thursday morning. All affected wizards will then be asked to present their wands Thursday afternoon to have the charm removed.