For a second there, Su was pretty sure she'd started hallucinating. Or whatever the right word for hearing things was (she was pretty sure earlucinating wasn't a word). But no, Kevin was definitely still talking and he was definitely saying something about a kid. "Wait, what? You have a kid? How the fuck- Okay, not literally how the fuck because obviously I know how all that works no matter how bollocksed by Mum's description of reproduction was when I was a kid, but seriously??" Su took a deep breath and then continued, "Wait, are you just finding this out now? She didn't tell you? What a bitch! I mean, sorry- No, but seriously, what a bitch!"
She shook her head once, and then again, finally manage to focus on him long enough to hold his gaze and say more seriously, "Good. Becaue I don't want you marrying anyone else. Especially not girls with boys names who don't tell a bloke they've had his kid."