Fletcher shot him a look before leaning over to kiss his cheek. "You know I did not mean it. I was only joking." He paused a moment before nuzzling against him in a show of affection even if just friendly affection. "Your sister would be after my blood if I really did that to you. I cannot have that."
He hummed thoughtfully for a moment before nodding. "I'll have to see her sometime. If you need help talking to your lady friend, do tell me about it."
"Hmmm. The great Captain? What are you on about?" He paused for a moment before letting out a sigh. "It is something Muggle-based, isn't it?" He shook his head slightly. "And he is blonde, about this tall-" He gestured about it. "I forgot to look at his eyes, really. I was a bit more focused elsewhere. He's pretty darn fit like the Quidditch players from school were. I wonder..." He tilted his head. "Well, anyway. He's incredibly attractive and if I figure out exactly who he is, I plan on shagging him whenever I can."