"Are they married?" Kevin asked. "Mr. Telly and Mrs. Couch, you mean. Or is Mrs. Couch married to someone else? Like maybe Mrs. Chair? They seem like they might have an easier time doing the four-legged inanimate object tango, considering they're basically made of the same stuff. Mr. Telly's electrical wiring wouldn't have anything to hook up to."
He laughed, and then, finding it difficult to resist, pressed a light kiss to the side of Su's neck. "Speaking of four-legged tangos, do you have a plan for getting up the stairs like this? Because I have to admit, I don't."