"Doesn't porpoise mean 'pig fish'?" Kevin asked. Then he was thinking about pigs, and then he was thinking about bacon. No, no thinking about bacon. "I think the u instead of o and that extra i make all the difference."
Well - that was one way to not think about his empty stomach. Her mouth was very distracting. Since he couldn't really keep his arm wrapped around her in this position, he put his free arm under his head so that he could look down at her.
"There's no difference between back taste and chest taste?" he asked, and then frowned. "That sounds really strange. Anyway... I wouldn't mind being a bat. I'd rather be Batman, though. It's a shame he didn't get bitten by a vampire bat and get that power."