"Well I think I'd make a great pirate," Katie replied with a grin. "You know, if they'd let me on the ship. I mean really, their loss, because I'd kick arse as a pirate. And I don't mind shagging blokes, obviously. But I'm not going to be some wench."
Snorting with amusement, though she finally managed to calm herself enough to take a drink, Katie nodded and said, "Hell yes we do! I'm not sure what, but something, definitely! Hey, what's your parrot name going to be? I need a pirate name, too!"