"So true," Terrence said, laughing so hard that he had to prevent himself from taking a drink for fear of spilling it all over himself. "I guess that's what happens when you're stuck on a pirate ship with a bunch of other pirates, though, right? If you're not shagging someone on the ship - or if you're shagging them too much - there's bound to be loads of innuendo."
He snorted at the idea of wearing feathers. "Tell you what, I'll put feathers in my hair," he said. "Like a mohawk. And maybe on my clothes. But I'm not too keen on the idea of feathers on my skin." He considered. "I'd need a beak, too."