"Fuck you," she said, picking up the spatula again and smacking him in the arm. "Go away, get out of my kitchen," she added, shooing him off the counter, then coming after him with the spatula again to chase him out. "And shut your whore mouth." Melinda thought she was doing a very valiant job of not cracking up right now. Also, she totally had justification for why she could say he has a whore mouth, and that was a good thing.