Terrence laughed, hard. "No one's tried 'I'd like to put my Quaffle through your hoop'?" he asked, amused. "Or... Merlin, so many other possibilities. In your shoes, though, I'd probably tell 'em no, not when their broomstick's the size of a Snitch. Or tell them to Beat it themselves."
God, he loved Quidditch innuendo. Well, innuendo in general, but Quidditch just offered so many possibilities. "So you've got most people fooled, then? With your ditsy blond act."