"No, no probing," Kevin said, making a face. "My theory is that started with someone who didn't want to admit they'd been buggered up the arse by a hot alien. Not that probing is any less embarrassing - then again, shagging an alien isn't embarrassing to me, so I guess I wouldn't really know. Maybe it's the arse part they were ashamed of."
That was probably far more than she ever wanted to know about his theories, but then again, she'd brought up probing. And she liked aliens. Plus, it wouldn't be the worst thing he'd said to her today, since he was basically going to admit that he'd lied to her. He was hopeful she wouldn't take it too hard, though. "Park sounds good!"