Knights of Dol Amroth (knight_npc) wrote in untold_logs, @ 2008-06-30 01:41:00 |
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Current mood: | sick |
Entry tags: | basir, erchirion, iren, norno, turgon, zhibal |
"blaarrggh..."
Who: Iren, Basir, Norno, Sausage on a Stick Vendor, Nandir, Street Whore, Turgon, a Male Whore from the Jun, Zhibal, Workers at the Jun, Erchirion
When: Current
Where: Minas Tirith, The Jun, Imrahil’s Guest House
What: Sausages on a stick are eaten, a visit to the Jun is made, and the nasty effects of those sausages come into play.
Notes: contains projectile vomiting.
Sun: *shines*
Iren: *watches it shining from her seat in her window*
children: *jump in yesterday's puddles*
Basir: *eyes a halfway open window, slips out of it and into the street*
Basir: *prowls*
Norno: *eating a sausage on a stick and enjoying it. Contemplating buying another two.*
Sausage on a stick vendor: *hawking his wares like WOAH* *taking advantage of sunshiny day, two for one special!*
Nandir: *hanging out with Norno eating sausage on a stick*
Nandir: *pretending they just happened to meet at the vendor any time he sees anything vaguely knight-esque*
Norno: what I don’t see is how they don't have these things at home. *doing the same*
Nandir: I think it's because we have fried fish instead. And that Southern food with the cut up squares of meat on a stick.
Sausage on a stick vendor: *listening carefully* *could become MEAT on a stick vendor* Cut up squares of meat?
Norno: Oh yes, lightly spiced
Sausage on a stick vendor: *makes mental notes!*
Nandir: Aye! They're cut into squares yeah big *indicates* and grilled.
*yea
Nandir: Beef and chicken mostly.
Sausage on a stick vendor: *scratches at his chin* *hands them both another sausage on a stick* >.>
Basir: *passes by across the way from the sausage on a stick cart, EYES Nandir and Norno, flicks tail disapprovingly*
Nandir: *noms happily*
Norno: *decides to come back here for lunch tomorrow too*
Street Whore: *comes by, flirty-winks at all three men, patpats the cat on the head*
Nandir: >______>.
Basir: *PURRRRS*
Norno: <.<
Nandir: Don't let the cat see me. *moves behind Norno*
Street Whore: *squats a bit, shows off .... cleavage!* *scritches at the cat*
Nandir: *peering over Norno's shoulder to uh, look at the cat. Totally not the woman. Totally.*
Norno: *nuddges him*
Norno: See something you'd like to try on, or just window shopping?
Nandir: Stop it. *blushes*
Street Whore: *scritches at the cat some more, then lifts her head and winks at the Knights again*
Nandir: Erchirion told me not to buy whores off the street because they have diseases. @_@
Sausage on a stick vendor: Ye don't want a piece o'that. My friend had one last month. Trust me.
Nandir: OH ERU. *flail*
Street Whore: *overhears the vendor* *glares, walks off in a huff*
Norno: ewww *fascinated*
Man: Try the Jun! they're clean!
Nandir: *shuffles awkwardly* Everybody says to try the Jun.
Norno: Erchirion did say it was a nice establishment
Norno: and I DID miss your last birthday..
Nandir: ...oh stop that, that's not what I want.
Basir: *so is your denial of interest in men only that?* *tail flick*
Nandir: @_@ *the cat is staring at me*
Norno: What is it THINKING?
Nandir: Bad things about me.
Norno: Lets buy more sausages and ignore him. *turns back to the vendor* two more please *fishing out coin*
Nandir: >.> let me pay this time. I missed YOUR birthday too
Nandir: Unless all this hemming and hedging about the Jun is because YOU want a birthday present.
Sausage on a stick vendor: *holds out two more, still thinking about this grilled meat on a stick idea* *waits for coins!*
Norno: *grins and hands the coins over, then passes a sausage to Nandir* Thank you very much. *looks back at Nandir* I'm not sure actually. It's been a while since I went all out. Apparently they specialize in other things as well though...if we wanted.
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Norno: *grins and hands the coins over, then passes a sausage to Nandir* Thank you very much. *looks back at Nandir* I'm not sure actually. It's been a while since I went all out. Apparently
they specialize in other things as well though...if we wanted.
Nandir: *uhm...*
Nandir: ...oh yeah?
Jun: *has men!*
Jun: *also has massages, and they can bathe you!*
Sausage on a stick vendor: All kinds o'women AND men in that place, and some dancers .. there's this one dark one, what dances with swords!
Nandir: .....
Sausage on a stick vendor: *happily tucks the coins away* *thinks he's having a good day!*
Nandir: *a little... not quite snidely, just snarky* Know the men there well, do you, sir?
Norno: *amused*
Sausage on a stick vendor: *blinks*
Nandir: ...sorry. >.> *meekly*
Nandir: A joke among knights, sir, no offense was intended.
Norno: We do that sort of thing to each other ALL the time. *explains*
Sausage on a stick vendor: *shrugs*
Nandir: *crams the rest of the sausage in his mouth, teenager-style*
Sausage on a stick vendor: I ain't offended. Think I offended the youngin' though. *points at Nandir* Sorry 'bout that. Just ... *eyedarts* Was mentionin' all the fine stuff at the Jun .... in case o'interest. *nodnods*
Nandir: *nearly chokes on his sausage*
Nandir: *CHEWCHEEWCHEWSWALLOWCHEWCHEWCHEW*
Norno: It's definitely worth keeping in mind. Maybe at a later time when he's a little more accustomed to that sort of thing *nibbles sausage and smiles in 'they're so sweet when they're innocent' way*
Sausage on a stick vendor: *smirks*
Nandir: More... accustomed...?
Nandir: More accustomed? What does that even MEAN?
Sausage on a stick vendor: *looks at Norno like 'you are so on your own with this'* *goes back to hawking his wares*
Norno: To the idea of, you know, all of that
Nandir: I'm fine with the IDEA of "all that". *doesn't want to be seen as immature*
Norno: <.< Want to test that theory?
Nandir: *internal flailing. pretends to be nonchalant* If you like. I WAS going to buy you a new coat for your birthday but if you'd rather have a friend for the day...
Norno: *smirks*
Norno: it all depends you know
Nandir: What does it depend on? >_>
Norno: Whether or not you're comfortable with that
Nandir: *still pretending he's not mentally going ! ! ! * Why wouldn't I be?
Norno: Well then, shall we do so?
Nandir: Why not? *flicks a bit of road dust off his coat*
Norno: *grin* do I look all right to you? Nothing in my teeth?
Nandir: If you're paying do you think they really care what's in your teeth?
Norno: Well I dont want to disgust the poor woman since she's high class and all
Nandir: ...your teeth are fine. >.>
Nandir: *walks down towards the circle he's been told the Jun is on* What do you think you'll buy? For yourself, I mean.
Norno: I'm not sure yet, It's going to depend on what they have. What would YOU like?
Nandir: Oh I don't know. *nonchalant* Maybe a blonde. It'd be odd to buy a foriegn woman, I don't think I'd be able to think of anything other than Essam.
Norno: *shudder* that'd be so WEIRD
Nandir: But maybe not. Maybe someone dark haired.
Random Male Whore: *passing on his way back to the Jun, spots the two of them and swoops upon them* You'll be wanting the Jun yes? *eyes Nandir* Spicing up your old routines today?
Nandir: *omigod WHAT THE FUCK. Starts visibly sweating from nervousness* ...yes, we're... going to the Jun.
Nandir: Uh, not... together. Well I mean we are walking together but not to buy someone together.
Male Whore: Truly? *leeans over them and grins* Well if thats your story we can't question it. *winks* what is it you're hoping for? Bit of fun? A nice massage?
Nandir: *wants to hide behind Norno but doesn't* I haven't decided.
Norno: it's his FIRST TIME *helpful*
Male Whore: awww. We'll fix you up with someone lovely then so that you can learn quickly. *grins at Nandir like 'NICE choice leaving it to a pro to teach him how its done*
Nandir: *turning red* It's not like we're coming here because I couldn't have a lady friend at home if I wanted.
Norno: Its just that he's so little...today he's growing up *wipes away a tear*
Nandir: *hotly* I'm buying my brother a birthday present since I missed his last birthday.
Male Whore: Oh reallly? How NICE *leery bit at both of them* Let me show you inside...
Norno: *starting to be weirded*
Nandir: *follows the whore because... uh, he guesses he's supposed to*
Norno: *trails along, though he suddenly feels awkward about the whole deal*
Nandir: So uh... got a name?
Whore: YOU can call me Turgon *smirky*
Iren: *walks down the hallway, eyes the two boys and waves at the man whore*
Nandir: ......*why is the whore flirting with me?*
Turgon: *waves* we've got a FIRST TIMER *points at Nandir!*
Iren: *tilts her head, smiles at Nandir* Is that so? Well, my Lord, you have certainly come to the best place for such things.
Norno: *so enjoying this* We heard you were the best...highly recomended by his captain in fact...*notices his stomach feels a little wierd, decides its wierd nerves or something*
Iren: *adds in a wink for Norno, as well* Well you both are in capable hands. *tilts her head* Though if you wish a massage before, or after, my name is Iren.
Norno: *grins at her* We will keep that in mind
Iren: *doesn't want to steal Turgon John's, and anyway hasn't been restored to work just yet* *smiles at Turgon* *grins at Norno* My room is just down the hall, it has a rose on the door.
Erchirion: *saunters past on his way out of the Jun, waving farewell to someone*
Nandir: >_>.*OHNOES*
Iren: *winks at Erchirion*
Nandir: *turns to uh admire a tapestry so his back is to Erchirion*
Norno: *grins and gestures toward his brother at Erchirion, before smiling at Iren* We'll look for it
Erchirion: *you're making him a MAN*
Erchirion: *pleased as he goes out*
Iren: *nods her head, continues on her way down the hallway, was on an errand for something to eat before she bumped into the Knights*
Nandir: *waits till Erchirion is gone before turning around*
Nandir: *having second thoughts. well more like sixth or seventh thoughts by now*
Norno: Seee? Erchirion was here
Norno: *wonders what they do now, tries to pretend he knows*
Norno: *has mostly had tent sex with camp followers so...*
Iren: *might have been up for helping either one of them, if it was a woman they wanted. XD*
Nandir: *DIDN'T SAY HE DIDN'T WANT A WOMAN*
Iren: *saw him with the man, assumed? >.>*
Zhibal: *saunters out, all elegantly exotic* Might I help you, gentleman? I am Melethril, the Madam of this establishment.
Nandir: Uh...yes... we... that is... my friend... is.... going to buy a whore...
NOrno: and one for him as well. He's shy *explains* But we've heard wonderful things about your fine establishment
Zhibal: *corrects them* Sex artiste. *smiles* The first thing we must establish, is what taste you have?
Zhibal: *snaps her fingers*
Women: *line up!*
Women: *You name it, they're from there!*
Women: *or rather, one of us is*
Women: *youngest is fourteen!**oldest is forty <3!*
Nandir: ...*@_@*
Iren: *waves at the two Knights again, winks at Zhi, walks past them on her way back to her own room*
Norno: *sees why Erchirion would appreciate this place, nudges his brother forward to choose*
Erchirion: *back in his room, checks off another name on the list of women who work there*
Nandir: *doesn't know how to possibly pick* ...why don't you pick one. *shoves his brother*
Norno: *realizes he isn’t sure who he can afford!*
Nandir: *DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE RANKED BY PRICE*
Norno: *isn’t sure!*
Norno: *ignores gurgling stomach*
Zhibal: What is your price range, mm?
Nandir: ...uhhh.... probably too low...
Zhibal: *tilts her head* We can negotiate *winks* What lady would you like? Or would you prefer a lad? You do not have to engage in sex, either. A talk, or massage, or even a dance.
rfblatplayer: Norno: *estimates in his head and announces the figure*
Zhibal: *glances at the girls*
Several women: *look a little disappointed and scoot off*
Zhibal: *nods at a few others, who also then leave*
Women: *three are left!*
Nandir: *stares blankly, rules out the 40 year old woman*
Women: *one is fifteen, the other in her twenties!*
Norno: *approaches one of these and grins at her*
Zhibal: One for each of you!*
Zhibal: *looks pleased*
Nandir: ...oh how...how nice. *swallows*
Norno: Wont it be fun?
Nandir: Y...yes. *looking kind of pale*
Women: *Foursome?*
Nandir: *almost chokes*
NOrno: *violent cough*
Norno: *because whoa that's sort of...um...oh god his stomach is going now and....blaarrggh*
Nandir: *jumps back*
Norno: *oh shit*
Nandir: *moves to support his brother while he upchucks*
Norno: *We're talking projectile here*
Nandir: *manages to turn his brother's head away from the ladies*
Women: *dodge out of the way like it's a WARZONE*
Nandir: *before anything hits them*
Nandir: *looking pretty queasy himself, those sausages sure don't come up easy*
Women: *are like NINJA dodging*
Women: *look rather disgusted too*
Nandir: ...maybe we'll come back another day.
Zhibal: *gets someone to clean that up >.> And tea for the poor man*
peice of susage: *has a little bit of hair on it*
Nandir: *looks pretty close to vomiting himself*
Norno: *so humiliated* Oh Eru....
Erchirion: *belatedly realized he left his belt and returned to pick it up, slips inside and takes notice of the scene and...immediately flees*
Nandir: ...come on, let's just go home. *trying for composure*
Norno: at least let me give them something for their trouble and the mess and...*pulls out a purse and leaves a good portion of it there* I am so so sorry....
Zhibal: *chuckles* It is fine, dear boy.
Nandir: *has his arm around Norno* I suppose we'll be back another day, you, uh, have a very fine establishment.
Zhibal: Feel free to come any time. *Hefts the coins**Adds* You are both welcome to a free massage or oral, your choice.
Nandir: *almost chokes in surprise* ...not today, thank you. Maybe later this week.
Zhibal: *nods, smiling**getting repeat customers is always good for business!*
Nandir: *hurries Norno out of there into the light of day* *NEVERGOINGBACKAFTERTHAT*
Norno: *will be back tomorrow! or the next day. will never however be buying sausages on a stick again*
Sausage on a stick vendor: *sad*
Nandir: *gonna upchuck on the vendor sometime*
Sausage on a stick vendor: *just SELLS them, doesn't MAKE the bloody things*
Norno: *will of course try other things from the same vendor should he expand*
Sausage on a stick vendor: *is highly considering this chunks of meat on a stick idea*
Nandir: *hauls his brother up back to the guest quarters and makes him lie down* Too many sausages.
Norno: *miserable sniff*
Erchirion: *pokes head in and smirks* Lost your nerve all over their rug?
Nandir: *takes Norno's boots off, tucks him in bed* *turns, a boot in hand* Shut up, Erchirion.
Nandir: Too many sausages.
Erchirion: I always did have my suspicions about you two, mind...
Norno: *reaches up his fingers in a 'peace sign'*
Erchirion: *snicker*
Erchirion: Maybe another time.
Erchirion:I don't want to be like your last poor unfortunate victim.
Nandir: ...go fuck yourself, Captain Erchirion. *shuts the door since it's, uh, well, Imrahil's bedroom. Is, er, well, now stuck in Imrahil's bedroom with his brother.*
Nandir: *...blinks because he didn't think he'd ever do that. <.<.*
Norno: risky.... *amused, then has to puke again* I am so sick
Nandir: *gets a bucket, holds Norno's hair away from his face while he throws up* I think the sausage vendor is cheap for a reason.
Norno: *sigh* next time we will have to try a better one
Nandir: They need some quality control. I've decided to complain to the steward. *feels strangely calm and in control, though he was a quaking bundle of terror about ten minutes ago*
Norno: That? is an excellent idea. *nods firmly* Inspections or....something *smiles at Nandir*
Nandir: *smiles back, gets some water for Norno and perches on the bed* I guess Erchirion's going to tell everyone.
Nandir: Never could keep a secret.
Norno: He probably is..*groans* Imrahil's going to find out *scrunches eyes tight*
Norno: there's going to be that look...
Nandir: It's not like we're not ALLOWED, I mean, ERCHIRION was buying whores.
Nandir: ...*kind of wonders sometimes what kind of relationship Norno and Imrahil exactly HAVE*
Nandir: ...I mean Erchirion can't tell his father without mentioning where he saw us.
Norno: Well yes but....Imrahil sort of KNEW Erchirion was...had those proclivities... Me though.... *sighs* I won't in TROUBLE but....he's going to be unhappy.
Nandir: ...why? Essam says all the knights do it except the ones who are married. Buy whores, I mean.
Norno: its...well sort of embarrassing...
Nandir: ...>.> Why, what? I'm stuck here, and who am I going to tell? ARATO?
Norno: Well....just think about if HE knew...
Norno: he wouldn't CARE but...
Norno: It would just be sort of weird..
Nandir: ...wait, what? >.>
Norno: If Aráto knew that you had been to the Jun.
Nandir: ...he'd laugh at me.
Nandir: a lot.
Norno: See? yees...
Nandir: He'd laugh so hard Essam would cuff him over the head.
Norno: *amused*
Nandir: You're human like everybody else, aren't you? Surely Imrahil of all people understands what it means to be human and have needs sometimes.
Norno: Welll...*does have dirt on IMRAHIL.*
Nandir: ...see, it'll be okay. *brushes at Norno's hair with his fingers, totally unselfconscious about it* Or... if you're really embaressed about it... tell him you were there because of me, I can shoulder the blame for this one.
Norno: I cant do that to you. *smiles up at him* But I'll just...use what I know about him if it comes to that.
Nandir: >.> Why, what do you know? Is it a state secret, or can you tell me? *has learned not to ask some questions*
Norno: bordering on state secret I'm afraid *sits up enough to hug him* but its good >.>
Nandir: *snuggles close to Norno, figures he's spewed up enough for one day* I'll take your word for it.
Norno: *does feel a bit better. Round Two is at least a couple hours off*
Nandir: *...sneaks to the door and peers through the keyhole, but lo and behold, can see people down in the hall. Finds the key and puts it in so nobody can see in the same way he saw out. <.<*
Nandir: I think I'm stuck here for a while.
Norno: Sounds like fun to me
Nandir: *goes back over to the bed and sits down next to Norno* You're just lucky.
Nandir: Not EVERYBODY gets to be this up close and personal with someone so pretty as me. *snuggles Norno over-enthusiastically as a form of sarcasm*
Norno: Maybe it almost beats our other plans *grins and snuggles*
Nandir: *slouches his way down the bed until he's lying next to Norno* You tell me, you're the experienced one >.>
Norno: *slips an arm around him and sort of burrows against him* Maybe just a little...
Nandir: *laughs* If it's so overrated maybe I don't need to go back to the Jun.
Norno: Well there are things a brother just can't give another so...
Nandir: *remembers his dream and feels weird*
Norno: So....*not thinking about the dream really no...because that makes THIS weird*Thank you for staying with me
Nandir: How could I be anywhere else?