"Do you really think I'm fucking dumb? Did it occur to you that you cant morph because you aren't one of us?" Teddy practically growled, though he wasn't sure what color his hair was right now, he was certain it was some color, why wouldn't it be? He was staring at the woman, everything about her screamed his mum (or the few pictures he had seen of her in her natural form, which weren't so many) but that made no sense, she had been dead for 20 years. Still, he could play along to a point. "Nymphadora Susanna Tonks-Lupin, daughter of Theodore and Andromeda Tonks, born February 2, 1973. Married to Remus John Lupin the summer of 1997... I think but I don't fucking know. Gave birth to Theodore Remus Lupin on April 23, 1998 and subsequently died May 2, 1998. 20-fucking-years ago."
Teddy was glaring at the psycho now, his wand gripped tighter in his hand. "If you don't tell me who the fuck you are, and why you're pretending to by my mum, you'll be lucky if poking you in the eye is the worst thing I do, my parents were great fighters and Order member, it runs in the family." Okay, so Teddy hadn't actually ever seriously fought someone but he could probably hold his own.