Stretching his arms over his head, Adrian gave a satisfied groan. "Words to any mans ears. Take me Scaboner, take me." He added as he flopped his hands back into the sand, limply. No really, he wouldn't mind in the slightest.
"Just someone to have fun with. And with no man breasts." Adrian rolled onto his side, propping his head in one hand as his elbow dug into the soft sand. "Really your standards might actually be a touch less than my own which is frightening Ainsley. How about Percy? I'm not certain on his breast situation but-" he screwed up his face. "Well there's the fun qualification. With those standards I didn't think anyone wouldn't muster but on the first try, there I go."
He was never going to get Percy laid.
"Please do. I demand they rename you quickly to something like... fanny. Make my job easier please."