Adrian's head tilted back as he laughed. "I hope you're keeping your bungalow mates up screaming my name at night then." He retorted, smiling. Oh the batted eyelashes were perfect.
"None really?" Adrian looked over at her curiously. "Have you been looking? Because really, if everything else on this island sucks it doesn't lack for fit inhabitants who are all emotionally compromised. Aka easy to shag." He added if that wasn't entirely clear from the way he waggled his eyebrows. "What are you looking for. Let Adrian here find you some excellent melons and bananas. Just not on the same person. Man breasts are never attractive." He wasn't going to get into chicks with dicks. Absolutely not.
His eyebrow arched as he looked over at Ainsley. "Scaboner. Though not my best work I admit, even if it's true. You do realize that Ainsley is a bitch of a name to match things to. You think your parents could have taken that into account when naming you."