"Who isn't fond of me?" Really now. Well there were actually quite a few people but disliking him was really their loss. No one ever said he wasn't cocky. His lips quirked up. "I saw that look, no lying for you. You adore me." Adrian nudged her elbow with his and laughed.
"Have to have some variety and it was a very good looking banana. Let me assure you, well worth it." And he'd handle Sirius Black's banana anytime. Even if it meant having Grandpa Lupin snapping and snarling about it. "Well good, worked hard to develop that touch. And my horrific marks at Hogwarts can attest to that."
Oh now where was she going, he rather enjoyed having her face turned toward him. Much better view than the sky. "It's more tasteful than others I could come up with, but if you insist I'll toss that one in the rubbish."