"I don't know if it's a dream. If it's a dream, I've been dreaming for a very long time," Percy said, hitching his shoulders in a shrug. Everyone, including himself, had their own theories. But this being all some tandem dream seemed like the most falsifiable hypothesis.
"I'm Percy Weasley, and no one's wand appears to be working here. That's why I'm using these." He held up the pair of scissors in explanation. If he had a working wand, he wouldn't be using such a device. "Have you any experience in being a lawn boy? Apparently that's my job here. Did you receive a job?"