"True," Sirius acknowledged, mind far from any vagina issues. Particularly when he was tugged forward by his belt loops. With his crotch about level with Adrian's smirking face, his jeans began to feel a lot less roomy down there.
"You'll see. I'd hate to spoil the surprise," he replied, tangling his fingers in Adrian's long blond hair. It was softer than it looked. He'd have to tease the bloke about using good poncy product later.
"You gonna unwrap the master? Or should I do it myself?"