"Gotta give the boy something to aspire to." Adrian retorted, smirk evident on his lips. Nevermind the fact that he was fairly certain that Harry Potter was now older than him and married... horrifying an idea as marriage was. One vagina for the rest of Potter's life. That was a fate worse than death.
But Potter's vagina issues were easily forgotten entirely as Sirius stepped forward and planted his hands on Adrian's chest. He went down without even a thought about trying to stay upright. Kneels buckling into the sofa, he sprawled back into the cushion. "Oh really now?" He asked from his seated position. His hands reached up as he spoke curling his fingers around the belt loops of Sirius's pants tugging him forward. "Do share master of the popcorn."