Sirius + Remus Who is Totally Awesome
"Aren't you always Sirius?" Remus shot back with a smirk. He hadn't known if Sirius had actually been serious, but it seemed the safest route. It could be embarrassing otherwise.
"I'm too cheap," he admitted with a shrug. "The amount of alcohol it takes to get me drunk..." And he hadn't worked for a few days this week and money was already getting low. He had worked today, even as rough as he felt, which he might not have done had he had enough saved up. "Today, we'll say I'm drunk off life. Besides, someone has to drag your drunk arse home."