"I shouldn't have any reason to be, no, except that you bullied me into coming into my favourite bloody shop just so that I could look at what I can't have," he replied, the friendly kiss to his forehead entirey ineffectual as he exhaled, letting out a soft sigh.
And then she was trying to offer the broom to him. His eyebrows raised marginally, and he blinked at the gesture, giving her a bit of a pointed look without actually taking the broom. "That's not fucking funny."