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[May. 31st, 2008|09:32 pm] |
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THIS SHIT?!
Tom, if you're behind this, I'm going to kill you. |
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[May. 29th, 2008|11:13 pm] |
Sleep schmeep.
You know that you need sleep when you're reading Nietzsche of all things. The same line over and over. And you just can't stop reading it. Insomnia does some wacky things to your brain.
"You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star."
What if you would rather not give birth to a star? Wouldn't it kind of hurt a little? Especially a dancing star? Yes, I'm being literal and it is a metaphor and blah blah.
Universe? I think I'd rather have a little less chaos, thanks. |
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[May. 26th, 2008|04:25 pm] |
I am so glad things are back to normal, well as normal as they can be around here. |
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[May. 25th, 2008|09:13 pm] |
Um... this isn't where I parked my car.
Can anyone tell me where I am? |
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[May. 24th, 2008|12:16 am] |
Oh, what the hell. |
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[May. 21st, 2008|11:06 am] |
Well, it's better than before... |
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[Apr. 6th, 2008|05:39 pm] |
Just a bit of a public service announcement for you fine people:
Don't give your cat a Valium if you expect it to relax. Really. Don't do it.
Turns them into little rocket powered killing machines capable of defying gravity and the laws of physics.
The more you know™ |
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[Mar. 17th, 2008|05:56 pm] |
( V )
( Lilly ) |
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[Mar. 15th, 2008|01:36 pm] |
I swear that I haven't disappeared again, I've just been a little...busy lately. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2008|03:27 pm] |
To the best of my recollection, I haven't been knocked out or slipped any drugs.
And yet I've woken up in an apartment that's not mine, with a detective's badge in my pocket, after seeing what looked like a tornado.
This promises to be a good start to the week. |
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[Feb. 20th, 2008|06:01 pm] |
This is intolerable!
Optimus Prime must be behind this! Damn your spark, you traitor! I will get you for this!!!
And whay are people waving money at me? |
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[Jan. 29th, 2008|10:00 pm] |
( V ) |
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[Jan. 28th, 2008|11:01 pm] |
I'm okay... mostly.
( Weevil ) |
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[Jan. 28th, 2008|09:43 pm] |
Being dead was such a drag. |
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[Jan. 28th, 2008|12:57 pm] |
I...had a really bad night.
( Weevil ) |
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[Jan. 27th, 2008|08:09 pm] |
It's cold like a motherfucker in this city. V, why don't we move this business back to Cali?
( Sadie ) |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2008|08:36 am] |
I say, that was most...disturbing. And everything is so noisy. This... computer thing... I hope I am doing this right.
Hello?
Oh dear.
My name is Doctor Gabriel Harkness, and I am most confused. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2008|06:09 pm] |
What the hell is wrong with my clothes? |
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[Jan. 12th, 2008|01:04 pm] |
I miss Wallace. |
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