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[Jun. 13th, 2010|06:19 pm] |
Dad? Can I come help you with paperwork for a while?
Edit; ( Max. ) |
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[Jun. 9th, 2010|12:26 am] |
What the...
One minute I'm in a park in Oregon, a wind storm picks up and the next thing I know I have a bunch of kids I can barely understand yelling at me because I landed on their sand castle or something. Like it was my fault!
I feel like I've been sucked into a bad TV movie. I'm not even going to start comparing this with the Wizard of Oz... |
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[Jun. 8th, 2010|05:05 pm] |
( Max. ) |
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[Jun. 7th, 2010|11:33 pm] |
I want a drink so damn bad right now, and it would be so easy.
But you know what? I'm not going to give in. I'm going to over dose on coffee, but I'm not going to touch the booze.
A drunk driver hit my son, on my wedding night. There's been enough booze in our lives.
Today, have been sober 145 days. |
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[Jun. 7th, 2010|06:52 pm] |
Apparently, the only thing one has to do to stop drinking is to simply... stop.
Which will then lead to life becoming one big never-ending ball of happiness and joy, I'm sure. |
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[Jun. 6th, 2010|10:33 pm] |
EEEE PUPPY! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! Well, he's not really mine, but I love my surrogate puppy!
And I just laid down my vocals and he was wagging his tail the whole time. Hellhounds dig grindcore. Good to know! |
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[Jun. 6th, 2010|06:48 pm] |
A plush hotel room in Hong Kong.
A bottle of single-malt Scotch, a bottle of vodka.
The New York Times Sunday crossword.
It's better than a parking lot, I suppose. |
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[Jun. 5th, 2010|11:18 pm] |
That was certainly not my preferred method of travel, and would someone please explain to me how the hell I ended up in a trailer in the ass-end of Montana? |
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[Jun. 4th, 2010|08:06 pm] |
When I return from Hong Kong, I'm going to get a dog. |
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[Jun. 4th, 2010|07:29 pm] |
Ladies and gentlemen, SHE SAID YES. I asked, and she said yes.
We're getting married. In Vegas.
Sam is going to be my best man. Family (that means you, team) and close friends are invited to join us at [chapel].
Hardison, Parker. Think you can steal us a banquet hall? With food. |
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[Jun. 3rd, 2010|11:44 pm] |
I miss virgins. |
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[Jun. 2nd, 2010|08:11 pm] |
Screaming into a pillow doesn't help as much as you'd think, actually. I'm starting to see the advantages of drink. |
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[Jun. 1st, 2010|07:37 pm] |
Well, this is interesting. One minute I was in a surgery, the next standing on a runway in Paris wearing underwear that barely covers my...
Anyway, would someone like to tell me what is going on? |
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[Jun. 1st, 2010|01:48 pm] |
This is probably a longshot, but are there any guitarists, drummers, and bassists that I'm not related to? Or that aren't working for my family? I miss my band and my weekly therapy. I've been writing and playing my own stuff by myself, but live? It's hard to do all four things at once.
I'm bored, I need to do something exciting since I'm not making music. Base jumping time! |
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[May. 29th, 2010|05:48 pm] |
Fun Fact:
There are no portkeys in Nepal. And people in foreign countries don't take well to finding motley-haired, pierced women wandering around Buddhist monasteries, apparently. Who knew?
Now that I'm back in the land of decent cell reception- c'mon. Who missed me?
[Dex]
I don't even know. Just don't ask. We're 'replenishing our funds' in Vegas with the dick, and then I'll be home. 'Sorry' doesn't even begin to cover it- and yes, John's aware he doesn't get to leave the state while driving ever, ever again. |
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[May. 28th, 2010|07:30 pm] |
I's am having a boreds.
Somesbody should fix at that. |
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[May. 24th, 2010|02:20 pm] |
Anybody want to go to the zoo today? I want to see baby hippos! |
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[May. 22nd, 2010|02:12 am] |
So, work and y'know, life, have kept me busy lately, I haven't had a lot of time to get out and do things, but I'm fixing right ... wait for it... wait for it...
NOW!
Girl's day out, Saturday, all day! London and possibly parts beyond, karaoke! Dancing! Dinner at a fancy restaurant! Let me know if you'd like to come along, and if we've already set out, call me [cell #] and I'll let you know where to meet us. |
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[May. 21st, 2010|03:15 pm] |
What the...
Bonnie, are we playing smart ass witch again? |
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[May. 16th, 2010|09:14 pm] |
The vortex got me when I was rollerblading home from work, and of course it dropped me and I twisted my ankle. What year is it? I hope someone I know is here. |
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