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[Apr. 23rd, 2009|05:49 pm] |
OK, my lovelies...
I am back in the saddle and raring to go, as it were.
What have I missed? |
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[Apr. 19th, 2009|02:06 am] |
My sister just broke up with me. She broke my heart. You can't see it, but I've tear tracks on my cheeks and I'm sniffling.
So should any lovely ladies be willing to give me a naked shoulder to cry on? I wouldn't even notice, not really. So heartbroken, am I. But don't let that stop you. Feel free to stop by anyway. |
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[Apr. 8th, 2009|09:39 pm] |
Hm. Interesting. |
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[Apr. 7th, 2009|10:23 pm] |
Four more days of celibacy to go...
It's gone so well, I might try for another forty. And I didn't even cheat on Sundays. |
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[Apr. 5th, 2009|12:16 am] |
Looking for a house.
Anyone wanna come with me? |
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[Apr. 3rd, 2009|12:43 pm] |
Where would an enterprising man find another enterprising man with a little knowledge of chemicals? I have a very lucrative business proposal. |
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[Apr. 3rd, 2009|02:47 am] |
Mr. Turner, I believe...
What is this I hear about there being a market for godly porn? |
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[Mar. 14th, 2009|12:27 pm] |
Today is apparently "Steak and Blowjob" Day.
Instead of Valentine's Day, it's the day where the girls make the boys happy.
So, anyone up to helping me celebrate? |
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[Mar. 13th, 2009|10:25 pm] |
( Kakia ) |
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[Mar. 13th, 2009|08:16 pm] |
I rather think it time for a change of pace.
I've taken a new name, Ezekiel Rosier. Zeke, for short.
( Crowley )
( Kakia, Adikia )
( Satriel )
( My Lords ) |
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[Mar. 11th, 2009|01:37 pm] |
[Locked from humans, open to others] So here's the deal, darlings... Monday at Sundown Bacchanalia starts, and we'll be celebrating it the old fashioned way, outside of Eleusis. Anyone who wishes is invited - but I should warn you - we don't play at a bacchanal. Anything goes, and I do mean anything... resistance isn't looked upon fondly, though I imagine since Dio is not here, there will be no need for actual sacrifice. Luckily, Dionysis or no Dionysis, I've a bit of his blend of wine - guaranteed to make even the most stable go a bit crazy. Bring whomever you like, though I doubt most humans could handle it. If you bring them and they break, we claim no responsibility. |
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[Mar. 10th, 2009|06:56 pm] |
Aaaahhh I haven't had sex in a million years! I'm withering away. I'm probably going to die. From lack of sex.
:( |
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[Mar. 4th, 2009|11:01 pm] |
Lotus - sister dear. The boys are making noises about being excluded from the fun. Don't suppose you'd change your mind? |
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[Mar. 4th, 2009|10:27 pm] |
( Aziraphale )
What was this I remember reading about a bacchanal, ladies? |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2009|11:05 am] |
So I was hoping to find someone knowledgable in acupuncture. I have chronic back pain and I can't take drugs for it. I've had some success with acupuncture in the past but my guy didn't make the universe jump with me. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2009|01:57 pm] |
March is coming... to bacchanal or not to bacchanal? That is the question. |
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[Feb. 22nd, 2009|08:12 pm] |
I need something. Headache. Fuck. Give me something. Feels like the top of my head is coming off. |
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[Feb. 11th, 2009|07:09 pm] |
This low profile crap is giving me a headache.
I need to get laid. Who's up for the challenge? |
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[Feb. 11th, 2009|02:59 am] |
Not to be the stereotypical little sister or anything, but Momos?
I know something you don't know... |
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[Feb. 10th, 2009|08:52 pm] |
Anyone who hasn't seen me naked and would like too?
Comment here. |
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[Jan. 30th, 2009|04:44 pm] |
Fingers! Four lovely, long digits and two thumbs! Oh, I haven't had fingers since that dreadful day I was confined to the page. Oh, how lovely and wonderful to arch my back, to curl my toes, to breathe.
Though the air is far more rank than I remember the World Above being. And what in the Demonation is this contraption? It's as if I know how to use it, like some baser instinct is guiding my beautiful new fingers.
You. Yes, you reading this. What year is it? And oh - oh by the Torments - where are my tails? |
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[Jan. 28th, 2009|10:55 pm] |
Been human for 21 days and... 5 hours, 19 minutes. I'm keeping track.
It's been great. While you all were dealing with the consequences of your past or future, fighting, having random runts spring up out of thin air? I was relaxing on the beach. Going to school. Hanging out with my fake-family. Doing normal things. My new job starts up again this week. It's exciting, in a totally boring and uneventful way.
Man I love this universe. |
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[Jan. 27th, 2009|12:05 pm] |
Wasn't that just a motherfuckin' TRIP!
You gotta admit though, I was one adorable kid, wasn't I? |
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[Jan. 19th, 2009|10:39 pm] |
Mom? Uncle Moros? Ate? Anyone?
I don't know where I am and it's dark in here. |
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[Jan. 18th, 2009|05:22 pm] |
...This world continues to baffle.
If anyone should need counselling for the awkward events going on, my door remains open. |
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[Jan. 18th, 2009|05:19 pm] |
...Why am I in a casino?
Rafe, is this one of your pranks? |
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[Jan. 16th, 2009|09:23 pm] |
( Edward. ) |
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[Jan. 6th, 2009|08:31 am] |
What the hell was that?! A damn tornado picking my black ass up like I'm some kind of white girl from that Wizard of Oz. This ain't Atlanta Georgia! Oh God, help me Jesus! This neighborhood is whiter than hell! I'm gonna die up in here! |
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[Jan. 3rd, 2009|10:42 am] |
So, we had a baby. I mean, I died, but that's not the important part. Especially since I'm back and better than ever. The important part is that Sam Winchester and I created the most amazing- Well. You'll see, Sam will make sure of it, especially if you get him talking on it.
His name is Aidan Elias Dean Winchester and he was born at 2:36 in the morning on December 26th. He looks just like his father, the lucky boy. |
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[Jan. 1st, 2009|11:34 pm] |
Anybody notice that there are too many damn high holies running around here? As if the one true god wasn't bad enough. Fuck. |
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[Jan. 1st, 2009|10:07 pm] |
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. |
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[Dec. 29th, 2008|11:42 pm] |
And I now have enough for my footy team... The world cup is mine! |
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