So chalk that up to Most Embarrassing Moment Ever.
I mean, I'd heard the stories about the Vortex, but I never thought it would pick up people who ALREADY LIVE HERE.
And placing me in my past self's shoes... or rather, playset? Not so funny, guys. Not so funny. The little!Swede was right there. To tell you the truth, I don't think I EVER want to hear Skwisgaar laugh EVER again. Jeezum crow. I guess the good news is I didn't wind up in my own diapers? ... Wow. That's a really weird... REALLY weird sounding sentence. I think I'll just shut up now.