In my world, you never sounded like anyones grandma if that makes you feel any better. It was more of the overprotective father I never had. Which was nicer than I ever admitted to you and I should have. I should have told you when it would have mattered or when you could have appreciated just how much I appreciated everything you'd ever done for me.
Hey, you know, Gilmore Girls is better than Glitter. But yeah, definitely don't let her fool you. She likes a good teeny, nighttime soap.