Dawn
Well, they say even bad publicity is still good publicity, right? ;) Though you're right, that is pretty scary. Even for this place. But, physically speaking, talk about a total upgrade. Since you're really pretty, have natural hair, and are minus a lazy eye.
Why's he mad at Buffy? I'd suggest Faith but...she has less tact than Cordelia so that might not be the best way of finding out either.