A chip, love, and a soul. No offense, but you're the worst vampire I've ever heard of. I met a gay vampire pirate- er vampirate as he says- and he's scarier than you. Hell, I'm just a human with a soul by default and it didn't ever stop me from being what I am.
At least tell me you got the girl and lived happily ever after. Don't tell me this is some kind of unrequited love crap.