Oh helLO. So nice to see a familiar face in an unfamiliar place. How've you been? I'd ask about the wife and kids, but we all know what happened to that girl and her beau. How is he, by the way? Last I remember, you were running off to pay him a visit and check my handiwork. Have you got wallet pictures? Oh, I'd so love to see how he's grown! These kids, you know. They get big so fast.