Dorothy? Toto? Auntie Em?
So, I’m walking along, minding my own business when some big tornado sucks me up and I wake up in the middle of some boring awards ceremony for what appears to be me. Only I don’t really remember being in any wars to get this whole silver star thing they were trying to give me. Now I don’t remember drinking last night, so blacking out? Definitely not an option. And since I don’t do drugs or remember summoning any demons or anything…
I mean, okay, tornado, strange place….
I’ve got a feeling I’m not in Kansas anymore. Not that I was in Kansas before per se, but you get my point. If I’m in Oz, I don’t suppose someone could maybe, I don’t know, take me to see the wizard?