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Tweak says, "I am the Lizard King!"

Xander Harris (shouldgetacape) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-07-29 19:04:00

Entry tags:

buffy summers, emily sorenson, grace lockhart, mary, xander harris

Dorothy? Toto? Auntie Em?
So, I’m walking along, minding my own business when some big tornado sucks me up and I wake up in the middle of some boring awards ceremony for what appears to be me. Only I don’t really remember being in any wars to get this whole silver star thing they were trying to give me. Now I don’t remember drinking last night, so blacking out? Definitely not an option. And since I don’t do drugs or remember summoning any demons or anything…

I mean, okay, tornado, strange place….

I’ve got a feeling I’m not in Kansas anymore. Not that I was in Kansas before per se, but you get my point. If I’m in Oz, I don’t suppose someone could maybe, I don’t know, take me to see the wizard?

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	gracefullylived 2008-07-29 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	Would you settle for a witch? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shouldgetacape 2008-07-29 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	Gracie? You're here too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gracefullylived 2008-07-29 06:17 pm UTC (link)
	Everyone's here, Xander. Me, Kennedy, Faith (although she doesn't recognize me and says I'm "alterna-Gracie"), Buffy, Dean, and Sol. Sol who is worried sick over you and desperate to know how you're doing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shouldgetacape 2008-07-29 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	Well that....definitely explains a lot. Giles was really freaking when he never got word from you and Kennedy. We didn't know what happened. Soly's here? She's not the only one worried sick and desperate. I've been searching everywhere for her. How is she? Is she...okay? And the baby, is the baby okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Xander

gracefullylived
2008-07-29 06:40 pm UTC (link)

Yeah, well, we've been freaking out ourselves here. At first we were sure that Renfield was behind but everyone keeps saying no, that it keeps happening to people and it's no one's doing.

She's...not okay. Not by a long shot, no matter what she tells you. And the baby didn't make it, Xander. It just, it couldn't survive the tornado, I guess. Now she, Faith, and Dean have all run off to different corners of the Earth and it's just me, Em, and Kennedy holding the walls up back here.

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Grace -

shouldgetacape, 2008-07-29 07:40 pm UTC

Xander -

gracefullylived, 2008-07-29 07:46 pm UTC

Grace -

shouldgetacape, 2008-07-29 07:55 pm UTC

	virginal_ 2008-07-29 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, you're new! Here you go, this [website] explains things. How'd the award go? Did they have any nice food for you? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shouldgetacape 2008-07-29 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	New. Yep, that's me. Well that was definitely sparkly. I really don't know. I ran out. Waking up in a strange place and not knowing what's going on can do that to a guy. I guess I could always blame it on PTSD? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	virginal_ 2008-07-29 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	The little girl who made the webpage is pretty sparkly herself. You could. Do you need any help getting settled? Figuring out your way here is really difficult at first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

shouldgetacape
2008-07-29 07:44 pm UTC (link)

Like, literally sparkly? Because I heard there was a guy here who was covered in metal. Which actually sounds pretty interesting, because I've seen a lot of things but never someone covered completely in metal, or even sparkles. I bet it would be hard to look at her in the sunlight. Though I suppose you could get special sunglasses.

Wow. So stopping now.

Just exactly what is you're offering me here? What kind of place is this?

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	virginal_ 2008-07-29 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	Ed isn't literally sparkly, no. She's just nice! Um, lunch? Maybe some advice about how to find your new apartment and stuff? It's a nice place once you're used to it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gambitlebeau 2008-07-29 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	Was a joke. Thin one, too. Know the one that's bones are covered in metal? He's here? Oui, Remy don't know either. Welcome to the place, anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shouldgetacape 2008-07-29 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	Oh right. A joke. Haha. Colosus? The comic book character? Is here. Right. Are you joking again? Xander is confused. Wait, why am I referring to myself in the third person now? Thanks. I think? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)