Yes, the real Satan. And see? Pride's what got me kicked out in the first place. She doesn't ask that I bow to her. Just that I come and visit some time.
I'm not exactly immortal, but I can see where you're coming from. And if you wish, I might be able to help you out. Not that I'm extremely proficient in ways other than music and sexuality, but I may be able to lend a helping hand to a lovely lady. See, humans... they're lucky. They have abilities beyond their own reckoning. The same goes for you. You can choose to continue leading your life as you've been, or you can start fresh and clean. Whichever your choice is in this new world, it'll be the right one.