Like the real Satan? That's freaky in a sexy way. Alright, if I had Satan as my boss I guess I couldn't complain. But I've always been the type to start my own empire. Don't bow to nobody.
According to the law, that was more than enough and they sentenced me to life. You immortals (guessing) get more time than us puny living things, I blew my first and second chance and that was supposed to be it for me. But hey lookit me now, walking free and everything. It's a damned miracle.