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Megatron (sparkofevil) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-07-20 15:39:00

Entry tags:

barbie, mary, megatron

Here, again?

By the All-Spark, this is intolerable!

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	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	Welcome back! I'm way new myself. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-07-20 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	..greetings, human. I was here before and it appears as human and as strange as it was the last time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	... don't be silly. The only strange thing about this place is that I drove from Beverly Hills to New York in like, a second. It was TOTALLY cool. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-07-20 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	... You are a very odd human. And very... bouncy. I think this should possibly be outlawed, for the protection of all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	What is the DEAL here? People are all so RUDE. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-07-20 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	Humans are very odd. Rudeness is their nature. I am merely a superior being, and being kind to humans is a waste of my time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	Not where I'm from, mister. Where I'M from, unprovoked rudeness gets you a slap in the face... or WORSE! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-07-20 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	And where I am from, I would smash you like a bug for daring to so address me. Neither of us are where we are from, odd one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	... but I still have heels that I can stomp into your feet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-07-20 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	You would break your heels should you do so. Then I would break you. You look like you would scream quite loudly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 08:35 pm UTC (link)
	I can TOTALLY scream loud. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-07-20 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	Good. Then, by all means, come, stomp away. Screams are delightful when coming from weak fleshling's throats. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I don't know about the weak fleshling part, but the rest of it is cool. Do you like to scream? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-07-20 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	... I do not scream. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, well... you're SO not fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-07-20 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	Good. Thank you. I am not intending to be fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	Are you intending to be an anti-social jerk? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-07-20 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	I am Megatron, and the likes of you is not fit to even speak with me! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	I'm BARBIE and I have a pink corvette, a large house and can do anything YOU can do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-07-20 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	I can fly, by my own power, reduce you and your house, car, and world to a cinder, and doubt you would even understand most of what I can do, Barbie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	I'm WAY smarter than I look. DUH. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-07-20 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	It would be impossible for you not to be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	And YOU? You'd be TOTALLY hot if you weren't such a grumpy gus. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-07-20 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	... --- {{}} You are a very odd human. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	You're so FUNNY! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-07-20 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	I am not funny. I am Megatron! And you are annoying! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	Silly, your NAME is Megatron. You ACT funny. ... and rude. Back to being TOTALLY RUDE! STOP THAT. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-07-20 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	... Did it ever occur to you that by pushing yourself on others when they obviously did not want your attention that you are indeed the one being rude? Now cease! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	Being friendly is never a crime. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-07-20 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	Go be friendly to someone else. I do not desire your statements or your oddness, or your friendliness, if that is what you call it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	Meanie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-07-20 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	Go! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	virginal_ 2008-07-20 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, good, you're back! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-07-20 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	You--- Megatron does not dislike you. You are useful, respectful, and smart. Megatron approves. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	virginal_ 2008-07-20 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	I missed you too! Are you getting settled in all right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-07-20 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	I am indeed. I have found a new house, and am seeking new sources of... funding. Being prepared helps. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	virginal_ 2008-07-20 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	Well, good. You be sure to let me know if you need anything, okay? To be honest, I didn't think you'd like your old job much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-07-20 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	I-- did not. Thank you. I am not fond of such things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	virginal_ 2008-07-20 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know many people who would be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sparkofevil 2008-07-20 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	I assumed, since there were so many of them, that they must, but perhaps not. I merely wish something to aid me in my quest to rise to my proper place. (Reply to this) (Parent)