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Catherine Hatshepsut Jackson-Knight ([info]hattie_notqueen) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2008-07-19 12:17:00

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Current mood: busy
Entry tags:alternaverse plot, hattie jackson, kitt 2

If we can get the Stargate up and running, everything will be perfect. Sitting around waiting for something to happen is driving me CRAZY.


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[info]ki2k
2008-07-22 01:57 pm UTC (link)
Hattie? What is this?

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2008-07-22 11:13 pm UTC (link)
... how do you know my name?

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[info]ki2k
2008-07-23 05:06 pm UTC (link)
... That's not funny, Hattie. Please stop joking around.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2008-07-23 05:21 pm UTC (link)
I agree with the non-amused part.

Who ARE you? Maybe that'll jog my memory.

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[info]ki2k
2008-07-23 06:23 pm UTC (link)
Jog your memory? Of your own husband?

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2008-07-23 06:29 pm UTC (link)
MARRIED? Look, you're a good looking guy. A VERY good looking guy, promise. But married? I don't even know your NAME.

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[info]ki2k
2008-07-23 06:34 pm UTC (link)
I see. Kitt. My name is Kitt.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2008-07-23 06:38 pm UTC (link)
Kitt. Wait... the CAR?

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[info]ki2k
2008-07-23 06:40 pm UTC (link)
At one time. Which is a long story. So you don't know me at all?

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2008-07-23 06:43 pm UTC (link)
We met once. When you were... a CAR. You weren't all grown up and claiming we were married.

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[info]ki2k
2008-07-23 06:45 pm UTC (link)
Grown up. So you think - thought - think - of me as a child, then?

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2008-07-23 06:47 pm UTC (link)
I think you're tall.

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[info]ki2k
2008-07-23 06:49 pm UTC (link)
Oh. And 'claiming' we're married, don't forget that part.

... How is the baby?

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2008-07-23 06:53 pm UTC (link)
Married. With a baby? My father would go ballistic. My MOTHER would go ballistic.

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[info]ki2k
2008-07-23 11:14 pm UTC (link)
The last time I saw you, we were married, and you were nearly eight months' pregnant with our son.

And now you don't know me.

I'll have my attorney draw up papers in the morning. Your mother never cared for me anyway.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2008-07-23 11:17 pm UTC (link)
Married and pregnant.

Really.

... when did you meet my mom?

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[info]ki2k
2008-07-23 11:20 pm UTC (link)
Really.

I met her just a couple of weeks ago, actually.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2008-07-23 11:21 pm UTC (link)
MARRIED. And PREGNANT. But... you're a CAR! The last time I saw you, you were very good looking, yes. But a CAR.

... she never mentioned.

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[info]ki2k
2008-07-23 11:26 pm UTC (link)
Yes. And yes, I am. But I'm also human, now.

It doesn't matter.

Do you have anywhere to stay?

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2008-07-23 11:32 pm UTC (link)
Okay. Okay, just... let me get my bearings because I've never heard a pickup line QUITE like that one.

Yeah, I'm in Colorado, where I always am.

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[info]ki2k
2008-07-23 11:35 pm UTC (link)
A pickup line? First of all, I am - was - am - a car, not a pickup. Second of all, why would I need to use a line on my own wife?

All right. At least there's that. I'll have the papers sent first thing for you to sign.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2008-07-23 11:37 pm UTC (link)
No, not that you ARE a pickup, a pickup- Just... I'm not your WIFE. Kitt or whoever you are. My name is Hattie Jackson and I work for the US Government.

... what PAPERS?

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[info]ki2k
2008-07-23 11:39 pm UTC (link)
I know. I know all about you. And it's Kitt. Just Kitt.

The divorce papers. I'll make sure you get a fair settlement.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2008-07-23 11:40 pm UTC (link)
That would be impossible, no matter HOW hard you tried to stalk me.

... settlement? I don't want- What? I don't want your money or anything.

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[info]ki2k
2008-07-23 11:44 pm UTC (link)
I'm a computer. Not to mention I am - was - married to you. There was no stalking involved. ... And there won't be any in the future.

I rather think you might. I'm the president and CEO of Knight Industries.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2008-07-23 11:46 pm UTC (link)
Okay, Computer Guy. So, no stalking, but you're a computer, a car, a man and my HUSBAND?

I know of the company. But really? Taking money from someone I just met would be kind of wrong, don't you think?

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[info]ki2k
2008-07-23 11:48 pm UTC (link)
It would seem that as of tomorrow, only the first three would apply.

As you wish. I'm afraid you'll still have to sign the papers.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2008-07-23 11:50 pm UTC (link)
And yesterday.

Um, I'm not signing ANYTHING. We're not MARRIED. It's hard to divorce someone you're not married to. Seriously? Paperwork.

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[info]ki2k
2008-07-23 11:51 pm UTC (link)
As you wish.

I have a marriage license with your signature on it. It's a formality, that's all. As soon as you sign the papers, I won't bother you again.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2008-07-23 11:53 pm UTC (link)
Marriage license with MY signature. Where?

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[info]ki2k
2008-07-23 11:54 pm UTC (link)
In the safe in my home office.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2008-07-23 11:54 pm UTC (link)
I want to see it.

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[info]ki2k
2008-07-23 11:55 pm UTC (link)
I'll have a copy sent to you.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2008-07-23 11:56 pm UTC (link)
Fine.

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[info]ki2k
2008-07-23 11:58 pm UTC (link)
Fine.

I'm sorry to have bothered you.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2008-07-24 12:00 am UTC (link)
I'm not signing anything until I see it.

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[info]ki2k
2008-07-24 12:01 am UTC (link)
That's to be expected.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2008-07-24 12:02 am UTC (link)
Fine.

... thank you.

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[info]ki2k
2008-07-24 12:03 am UTC (link)
Fine.

You're welcome. For what?

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2008-07-24 12:04 am UTC (link)
Sending it over as soon as possible.

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[info]ki2k
2008-07-24 12:06 am UTC (link)
Oh. Right. First thing tomorrow, don't worry.

I'd say I'll see you around, but I don't suppose I will. Have a good life, Hattie.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2008-07-24 12:08 am UTC (link)
God, you don't have to act like it's the end of the world. I promise, I wouldn't have been that great of a catch, anyway. I'm a bit of a workaholic.

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[info]ki2k
2008-07-24 12:12 am UTC (link)
I know you are. Both a great catch and a workaholic.

I'm in love with you. It IS the end of my world. But it's for me to deal with.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2008-07-24 12:13 am UTC (link)
... you're scaring me.

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[info]ki2k
2008-07-24 12:15 am UTC (link)
My marriage is ending, my son is gone just one month shy of being born, and you're telling me it's not the end of the world.

You'll have the papers tomorrow.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2008-07-24 12:16 am UTC (link)
STOP IT.

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[info]ki2k
2008-07-24 12:18 am UTC (link)
Stopped.

Good night.

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