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Tweak says, "Let's get it!"

Barbie (barbie_girl) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-07-19 08:38:00

Current mood:	chipper
Entry tags:	barbie, sonya blade

OHMYGOODUHNESS!

I was like, totally driving down the street in my HOT PINK Corvette when I TOTALLY took a wrong turn and ended up like, on the WRONG side of Beverly Hills because all of a sudden? There was NEW YORK!

ME! In New York. Somebody's like, TOTALLY playing a joke on me, right? RIGHT?!

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	ddyslilbulldyke 2008-07-19 10:55 am UTC (link)
	Let's see... Pink Corvette, val talk, Beverly Hills... ARE YOU MIDGE??!!? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-19 11:06 am UTC (link)
	Oh, don't be SILLY! Midge is a redhead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ddyslilbulldyke 2008-07-19 11:10 am UTC (link)
	Oh wow. Oh, wow. This is fabulous. Oh man okay. Hang on. [link] It's sparkly and smiley and... severely up your alley if you are who I think you are. Hi, I'm Glyndaa. And you're... omg. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-19 11:13 am UTC (link)
	Oh! A website that's... OH, that's like, TOTALLY awesome. SO PRETTY! Did you do that? That's lovely, honestly. I've never seen anything LIKE it! Hi, Glyndaa. I'm... Barbie! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ddyslilbulldyke 2008-07-19 11:16 am UTC (link)
	Oh man, no way, I don't know how to make websites. I KNEW IT. I mean, nice to meet you! Wow. This is nuts. Would you like to go get a drink or some lunch or something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-19 11:30 am UTC (link)
	REALLY? That's like, totally funny because I don't know how to make websites, EITHER! Nuts? Don't be silly, Glyndaa... I'm not crazy! But I'll TOTALLY have lunch with you. That'd be really fantastic! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ddyslilbulldyke 2008-07-19 11:33 am UTC (link)
	No, I'm calling the whole situation nuts, not you! You're... um. Barbie! Awesome! Do you like vegan stuff? Because I know a great restaurant! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-19 12:08 pm UTC (link)
	I'm BARBIE! Vegan? That'd be like, totally awesome! I can't wait! I TOTALLY ended up in New York, though. Where are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ddyslilbulldyke 2008-07-19 01:59 pm UTC (link)
	I can be in New York in no time! Lucky for you, my favorite vegan place is in Manhattan! [address] Meet you there in about half an hour? I'm the one with the Bettie Page hair and the ~~totally rad~~ corset top. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-19 02:30 pm UTC (link)
	I'll TOTALLY be there! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sonya_blade 2008-07-19 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	A hot pink Corvette? Are you trying to blind people? No joke though, you're in New York. ~~and I think my IQ just dropped 10 points~~ I'm Sonya Blade, who're you? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 01:05 am UTC (link)
	NO, silly. That's just one of my cars! New York. Odd, I was just in Beverly Hills. I TOTALLY thought the drive would last longer. I'm Barbie, Sonya Blade. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sonya_blade 2008-07-20 01:13 am UTC (link)
	..but..it's..pink. A large amount of pink. At least you were awake. Do you know how creepy it is going to sleep and waking up someplace completely different? I expected to wake up to a 6 AM alarm at the Female Cadet Dormitories Barbie?...as in 'Ken','Skipper'..that Barbie? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 01:16 am UTC (link)
	Isn't it like, so pretty?! OH, WOW! That's so scary, I can't even imagine. You're like, totally my hero! ... you know Ken? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sonya_blade 2008-07-20 01:30 am UTC (link)
	That explains everything. I've heard of him, don't know him though. What's heroic about it? the fact that I didn't scream like a weakling? ..I hate pink..especially bright pink, bright pink is for wimps. And don't even try to give me one of your makeovers. A soldier is practical not decorative. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 01:50 am UTC (link)
	He's a hunk. The fact that you totally picked yourself up and kept on going! Like a woman should. Don't let anything get you down. A MAKEOVER? You're so FUNNY! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

sonya_blade
2008-07-20 09:19 am UTC (link)

I don't know..I'd rather have a guy that look like he could take a punch-oh wait, I do.

Besides, rumor has it you've been dating for what, 20 years or some and never gotten further than that. Now, 10 years I can understand, never can be too careful, but 20? Do you really think a guy could be 'steady' that long and be 'getting someone on the side' or even not be into girls?
I'm not doing this out of spite, Barbie, I've been moving from army base to army base since I was two years old-you start hearing how things really work.

Please, my dad's in the Special Forces and has been my teacher since before I started school, of course I'm going to 'pick up and keep going'. It'd be a cowards thing if I didn't: unless I was somehow so injured I couldn't, it'd be a different story.

I've very serious.

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	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 12:44 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, Ken is VERY strong. He's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO big. Rumors? Rumors about... me and Ken? You just said you didn't know him. And don't be silly, I'm only 20 NOW. I'm not going to make you over! Why would think that?! You're like, SO PRETTY the way you are! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

sonya_blade
2008-07-20 07:51 pm UTC (link)

I've seen big men cry like babies at a mere slap-the real test would be for you to punch him in the arm. If he stiffens up, he's a keeper, if he cries out loud, ditch him..and if he can't take a joke and tries to hit you back..kick him in the balls and loss him like a bad habit.

I don't know him personally, I've heard things about him though.

That's what girls do don't they, they give you make-overs and pretend to be your friend-even though just that previous year the same girls made fun of you for being stick thin.
Atleast guys are honest about their feels about you.

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	sleepswithlove 2008-07-20 01:00 am UTC (link)
	... YOU. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 01:02 am UTC (link)
	OHMYGOODUHNESS, it's YOU! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sleepswithlove 2008-07-20 01:03 am UTC (link)
	I'm going to roast you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 01:04 am UTC (link)
	YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME! You're like, TOTALLY CRAZY! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sleepswithlove 2008-07-20 01:09 am UTC (link)
	And I'm going to enjoy watching you melt! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 01:16 am UTC (link)
	AS IF! I like, didn't even DO anything! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	shang_tsung 2008-07-20 01:41 am UTC (link)
	Your idiocy is disturbing. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 01:43 am UTC (link)
	Your rudeness is unacceptable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shang_tsung 2008-07-20 01:49 am UTC (link)
	I'm surprised one as insolent as yourself, can even grasp the concept of rudeness. I don't need lessons in politeness from you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 01:51 am UTC (link)
	I'm TOTALLY not surprised that someone with your fashion sense can pick up on the concept of insults. I'd think they'd be a regular thing for you. And I'm WAY smarter than you might think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shang_tsung 2008-07-20 01:56 am UTC (link)
	I'm laughing! A low class tramp such as yourself, calling out my exquisite fashion tastes? Unbelievable! ... and I hope for your sake that you're smarter than I think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 02:03 am UTC (link)
	I'll have you know that I was TOTALLY monogamous to Ken. And EXQUISITE? I could TOTALLY help you get the ladies, if you wanted them. Or... men. That's totally cool in this day and age, too. Promise. It's okay that you like men. I'll keep your secret. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shang_tsung 2008-07-20 02:10 am UTC (link)
	I'm married actually, but your foolish assumptions are amusing. Who is this Ken? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 02:13 am UTC (link)
	Oh, CONGRATULATIONS! That's so wonderful. You're like, a total threat with your striking good looks, wit and the fact that you're taken. They must just FLOCK to you! Ken is my boyfriend. Or... was? I don't think he's here. Total bummer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shang_tsung 2008-07-20 02:25 am UTC (link)
	Don't fool yourself, I could have any woman I so choose. I can bend anyone, and break any will. How upsetting for you I'm sure. My wife was already here when I was transported. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 02:27 am UTC (link)
	Of COURSE you can! I just SAID you were like, totally a triple threat, silly! How fortunate! Perhaps he might show. I'm WAY patient. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shang_tsung 2008-07-20 03:15 am UTC (link)
	Patience, now that is a quality I'll admit to lacking. A word of advice, don't go walking around the city with your best dress on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 12:45 pm UTC (link)
	That's okay. Sometimes I think you CAN teach an old dogs new tricks. Patience is, as they say, a virtue! ... what's wrong with my best dress? It's TOTALLY stylish. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shang_tsung 2008-07-20 02:52 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure it is, and I'm sure the criminals will agree with you as well. There's so much crime in the city, that you would be asking to get whatever you receive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	barbie_girl 2008-07-20 02:53 pm UTC (link)
	OH! I get it. You're so nice. Thanks! (Reply to this) (Parent)