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Tweak says, "SPUMONI!! SPUMONI!!"

Le Fantôme de l'Opéra (operaghost) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-01-09 23:27:00

Entry tags:

jacen solo, jaina proudmoore, james kant, luke blade, mark house

So . .

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	thinkinghere 2008-01-10 04:32 am UTC (link)
	You're handing out infants? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	operaghost 2008-01-10 04:41 am UTC (link)
	Mine, if someone wants it and maybe can't adopt. Or whatever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thinkinghere 2008-01-10 04:45 am UTC (link)
	I... I'm failing to understand. How could you not want your child? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	operaghost 2008-01-10 05:01 am UTC (link)
	I don't know a goddamn thing about kids. I don't have the slightest idea what to do with him. We've been staring at one another expectantly since he showed up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thinkinghere 2008-01-10 05:03 am UTC (link)
	Do you require help? I'm not going to simply... um, take him, but I know some of what goes into taking care of them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	operaghost 2008-01-10 05:09 am UTC (link)
	I . . guess? If you don't mind or anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thinkinghere 2008-01-10 05:13 am UTC (link)
	No, not at all. I'll be over as fast as possible. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	operaghost 2008-01-10 05:16 am UTC (link)
	Ok, sure. Cool. [Address]. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	myfathersson 2008-01-10 04:34 am UTC (link)
	Dude. This is why adoption agencies exist, asshole. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	operaghost 2008-01-10 04:42 am UTC (link)
	Wow. Thanks for that stellar piece of advice, kid, why don't I just hand myself right on over to the Feds while I'm at it, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	myfathersson 2008-01-10 04:45 am UTC (link)
	Just drop him off with them, and leave. They'll put him someplace where he'll be safe. And maybe you should, if the rumors are true. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	operaghost 2008-01-10 05:02 am UTC (link)
	Then I won't have any clue where he's going. Rumors, eh? Do share. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	myfathersson 2008-01-10 05:04 am UTC (link)
	Judging by your insistance up until this point to refer to 'him' as 'it', I didn't see that being an issue. And why would I insult your intelligence by doing that? You know what they're saying about you, or else you'd be too dumb to have avoided the cops this long. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	operaghost 2008-01-10 05:11 am UTC (link)
	I grew up in foster care, all right? I wont fucking put him through the government system. You talking about the doctor chick? That isn't a rumor, kiddo, that's straight up fact. I took her, I beat her, I starved her, I raped her, then I beat and raped her some more. People can attest, really, ask any of them. I'll be curious to see whose kid she pops out. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	soloknight 2008-01-10 12:53 pm UTC (link)
	That is appalling, sir, what you are doing. Clearly, that is a child and not an "IT". (Reply to this) (Thread)

	operaghost 2008-01-11 04:32 am UTC (link)
	What's appalling is that it even exists. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	red_eyes 2008-01-11 04:30 am UTC (link)
	That's...just... that's so wrong. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	operaghost 2008-01-11 04:33 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, no kidding. Don't know what kind of sick bastard 'Fate' is to stick me with something like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	red_eyes 2008-01-11 04:43 am UTC (link)
	...wow, that's got to set some kind of a record. Anyway, hats off to you, sir. Good job in neglecting your kid, hope you have a nice fucking life. Karma's a bitch, so I hear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	operaghost 2008-01-11 04:46 am UTC (link)
	I love that all of you giving parenting advice aren't parents with one exception. I'm doing him a fucking favor, all right? I can't take care of a kid. I don't know a fucking thing about kids. I grew up in the foster system, I wont put him through that. I'm asking to find him a good home. That's a LOT better than what I ever had. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

red_eyes
2008-01-12 03:40 am UTC (link)

Yeah, real fucking charitable of you. I've never had a kid but I've got a damn good feel for what it's like to get nothing but indifference from the parents you've got. You seem like you maybe give a shit about getting the kid to parents who'd take care of it--ra ra for you. But I don't see the words 'good home' next to that kid anywhere. It looks like you're offering him out free with every purchase of a king-sized candy bar. So forgive my misconception.

Puns. They get me every time.

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