Kinda sucks being the universe's garbage man, don't it?
Ya ever see that cartoon with the squirrel and the coconut? This stupid little squirrel finds a coconut and thinks he hit the motherload as far as acorns are concerned. So the retard spends the entire time tryin' t'crack it open. Uses a jackhammer, bites it, kicks it, tries to crush it. Eventually the squirrel gets it to the top of the empire state building and drops it. Know what happens when the damn thing cracks open? There's another coconut shell underneath. Thing is, doesn't really matter if there's another shell, long as ya keep tryin' t'crack it open.
And they say I can't do serious. Oscar, here I come. Now let's get plastered.