How's an honorable merc like m'self s'pose to get work around here? I only kill fer money! Or if someone looks at me funny. Or if they have a bad fashion sense...or if they smell...
Point is! Like I'd use an axe? Sh'yeaaah right.
Anyways, I was talkin' 'bout my the body spray. Y'know, the one that drives women crazy? I saw the commercial!