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Tweak says, "Free bacon for Scudworth's"

Similiedpisordatepikolepit "Piko" (ex_djinn468) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-07-05 22:39:00

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This whole living life like mortals thing is for the birds! What kind of weird world is this, anyway?

I think I'm going insane.

I hate Merlin. I hate him! Damn it...

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	poisonwine 2008-07-06 05:44 am UTC (link)
	Oh hi! You're that djinn thing! Welcome to the moral plane, or Earth, or whatever you call it! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ex_djinn468 2008-07-06 05:46 am UTC (link)
	You! Great! What do you want? Haven't you and your wizard done enough? Hmmmmmm? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poisonwine 2008-07-06 05:50 am UTC (link)
	He's not mywizard. And I didn't tell him to make you mortal. You've got an undead-ish sorcerer to thank for your stay here. Are you getting by okay? You're not randomly wandering in a city somewhere, cold and hungry, unable to provide for yourself, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_djinn468 2008-07-06 05:53 am UTC (link)
	Riiight, suree, whatever! Me? No, I've got magic, and I'm fine. Even if the world is messed up and people keep trying to conjure me, and capture me, and whatever! I swear, I have never had to turn so many people into cows in one week! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poisonwine 2008-07-06 05:55 am UTC (link)
	The world's beef supply thanks you. Hey, I've got this guy who would make a really nice cow, if you were in the mood to practice. I wouldn't even be upset if you turned him into a horrible cow-man amalgam. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_djinn468 2008-07-06 05:57 am UTC (link)
	Huh? ...oh? Eh, Nah. I only do it when I am threatened... mostly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poisonwine 2008-07-06 05:58 am UTC (link)
	Awwww. Oh well. Glad to hear you're not suffering inordinately. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_djinn468 2008-07-06 05:59 am UTC (link)
	Thanks, so much. ... thank you. Really. I can be polite. I think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poisonwine 2008-07-06 06:00 am UTC (link)
	Congratulations! Can you detect sarcasm yet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_djinn468 2008-07-06 06:01 am UTC (link)
	...no? I might have to work on that. Heh. You are funny, human. Nice to know all fleshlings are not silly and graceless. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poisonwine 2008-07-06 06:02 am UTC (link)
	I am very graceful, my dear. Send me a message if you need anything. And work on the sarcasm thing, it'll make life a lot easier. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_djinn468 2008-07-06 06:07 am UTC (link)
	Okay. And I will work on it! I hope your mortal life is filled with a lack of death! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poisonwine 2008-07-06 06:08 am UTC (link)
	I hope the same for you. You're cute as a button, just so you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_djinn468 2008-07-06 06:09 am UTC (link)
	...I am not! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poisonwine 2008-07-06 06:10 am UTC (link)
	Sure, right, of course. How silly of me. (That was sarcasm, if you're keeping track) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_djinn468 2008-07-06 06:12 am UTC (link)
	...Bah humbug! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poisonwine 2008-07-06 06:13 am UTC (link)
	Awwww, I didn't mean to hurt your ego. Where are you at? I'll have someone round up the cows. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_djinn468 2008-07-06 06:13 am UTC (link)
	Ego? Bah! I am not.... Oh fine. I'm in New Orleans. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poisonwine 2008-07-06 06:14 am UTC (link)
	NO SHIT?! Ha! I'll round up your cows myself. Hee! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_djinn468 2008-07-06 06:17 am UTC (link)
	...you live here? Why am I not surprised? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poisonwine 2008-07-06 06:18 am UTC (link)
	Not really. But I used to. It's an awesome city. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_djinn468 2008-07-06 06:20 am UTC (link)
	Full of apparently magically-sight gifted people with little sense. Ah, well. At least they were fun to watch as they twitched to cow-dom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poisonwine 2008-07-06 06:21 am UTC (link)
	Ah, home. Sounds about right. Bayous are full of crazy inbred folk with more talent than sens. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_djinn468 2008-07-06 06:26 am UTC (link)
	...huhn. Yes, that sounds about like the people I have found so far. I've made eighteen cows, twelve frogs, ten cats, seven rocks, and switched genders on people at least five times. And yet, I somehow doubt that will be all of them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poisonwine 2008-07-06 06:27 am UTC (link)
	Awwww, poor rocks. Want a job as a bodyguard for a brothel/hotel? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_djinn468 2008-07-06 06:30 am UTC (link)
	... What's a brothel? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poisonwine 2008-07-06 06:31 am UTC (link)
	It's a place where people sell sex. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_djinn468 2008-07-06 06:34 am UTC (link)
	...sex? People actually buy that stuff? You fleshlings have always seemed so entangled over physicality. How odd. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poisonwine 2008-07-06 06:37 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, they do. Have you actually had sex as a mortal? Remember, the physical's mostly all you've got now, and the rest of us only have that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_djinn468 2008-07-06 06:38 am UTC (link)
	How odd. ...no, of course not! I've never even thought about having sex with a fleshling! It's always seemed... messy! ...Now I am depressed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poisonwine 2008-07-06 06:39 am UTC (link)
	I'm sorry, sweetie. You'll get used to it, or find a way out. Things won't be bad forever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_djinn468 2008-07-06 06:41 am UTC (link)
	Bah. I'll figure it out. Someday. I think I am going to go wander and transfigure more idiots as they try to catch me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	poisonwine 2008-07-06 06:42 am UTC (link)
	Alright. Take care. Tell me if you need anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_djinn468 2008-07-06 06:43 am UTC (link)
	...thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent)