Let's see, I woke up in FREAK CITY with some random guy okay, not random but stil next to me and we were naked. Then it turns out in this reality I'm a prostitute, even though I'm so not actually going to do that because EW. Then I accidentally open my big, fat, stupid mouth to my friend Sol about the baby that she lost and got her all upset and now I feel HORRIBLE! Plus, my friend Sam doesn't even remember me.