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Tweak says, "Talkin' 'bout my generation"

Athena Herald (icedetective) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-07-02 19:46:00

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athena herald, shannon weiss

SHAN. What the hell happened last night? We were at a bar, everything was great. The next thing I remember is some crazy dream about a tornado, and then I woke up to an alarm. In a bed. With a CRACKberry that I thought belonged to the guy next to me? He told me last night was great, and when I tried to give him the damn thing, he laughed and told me it was mine. It has all kinds of businessy agenda items on it, and I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

WHAT DID YOU TELL THE CIA TO DO TO ME?

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	sgc_spybarbie 2008-07-03 03:08 am UTC (link)
	'THENE. This? WAS NOT ME. Was NOT the CIA. This? This is... different. This is... Quantico? What the HELL was in that drink you ordered last night? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	icedetective 2008-07-03 03:18 am UTC (link)
	... which one? Nevermind that, what kind of alcohol have YOU heard of that could make THIS happen? Are you sure we aren't in Witness Protection, or something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sgc_spybarbie 2008-07-03 03:27 am UTC (link)
	Nothing that I know of. Nor any drugs I'm familiar with. Or... I'm stumped. Witness Protection? That's US Marshals. According to THIS paperwork? I'm teaching at the FBI Academy. The ACADEMY? I didn't spend years in the CIA for the FBI. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	icedetective 2008-07-03 03:44 am UTC (link)
	I didn't punch William in the face so I could end up with a BlackBerry and a personal assistant telling me that my higher ups need financial figures that I don't even GET. Which is still ... what? But man, are you gonna be a heartbreaker for a whole generation of agents-in-training. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sgc_spybarbie 2008-07-03 03:48 am UTC (link)
	A personal assistant might be nice. To do... whatever it is you're now doing. Very funny. I'm a little OLD for this. Which is to say, WHY THE FBI? WHERE IS THIS PLACE and? Daniel is going to have a FIT. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	icedetective 2008-07-03 04:18 am UTC (link)
	Maybe we got zapped with an ironic life-switching ray? Like I have any idea what kind of technology the CIA has their hands on. OR whoever it is that you and Daniel work for, with the hush-hush. Forget Daniel, I'M gonna have a fit. I mean, not like things were SUPER before, but I'll take that over this any day of the year. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sgc_spybarbie 2008-07-03 04:19 am UTC (link)
	We don't even know what THIS is. And really. You'll be a mother before figures you don't understand? Honestly, I need to find a computer with some actual ACCESS. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	icedetective 2008-07-03 04:21 am UTC (link)
	David still lets me drink? Somehow I don't think shareholders and a board of directors are going to be quite as appeasing. Can't you just, like, wiretap someone or hack their computer? National security, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sgc_spybarbie 2008-07-03 05:08 am UTC (link)
	You function well when you drink. Better than when you're sober. I say it with LOVE, really. I can. It's just not my favorite thing to do. You know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	icedetective 2008-07-03 05:15 am UTC (link)
	Would you be willing to say that in front of ... oh everyone at MegaCorp, or wherever it is I've landed? Desperate times, Shan. We're in them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sgc_spybarbie 2008-07-03 05:17 am UTC (link)
	Announce that you're an alcoholic? No. But I WOULD go to bat for you. Apparently with the entire backing of the FBI. Clearly. Give me a few minutes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	icedetective 2008-07-03 05:40 am UTC (link)
	Please, like I keep it a secret. But it means a lot to know that you'd have my back. The Bureau ... well, I'm sure they count for something SOMEwhere, right? "Gold Star for Effort" and all that. I'll be waiting. On my CrBlackBerry. Ew. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sgc_spybarbie 2008-07-03 06:32 am UTC (link)
	SOMEwhere, but not where I come from. ... turns out that this place is an ALTERNATE UNIVERSE. There was a website and I'd show it to you, but it included smiley faces and sparkles. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	icedetective 2008-07-03 06:43 am UTC (link)
	See, I KNEW it had something to do with all that top secret nonsense you and Daniel do! Alternate Universe. Like, where my evil twin has a goatee? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sgc_spybarbie 2008-07-03 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	No solar flares that I can find, no actual wormholes and NO GOATEES. This? NOT ME. Not Daniel and not... anything to do with any of that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	icedetective 2008-07-03 04:50 pm UTC (link)
	Well, good. I'd look terrible with facial hair. So then ... what, this sparkly website just told you that we were here and stuck and that was that? I don't buy it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sgc_spybarbie 2008-07-03 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	You're more than welcome to [check it out for yourself]. I'm still looking around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	icedetective 2008-07-03 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	Well, hey, it says here I can change my life. Maybe I'll get a nice severance package out of the deal. ... but I guess that tornado dream wasn't really a dream. Christ Almighty, I do believe in global warming now. (Reply to this) (Parent)