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James/Monster Kant ([info]red_eyes) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2008-06-29 00:14:00

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Fucking HELL. FUCK THIS SHIT.

I AM NOT MARRIED. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Bell, seriously. Tell me I'm not married. Tell me James didn't just do that to me. Oh fucking christ on a cracker. FUCK.


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[info]death_hilarious
2008-06-29 05:16 am UTC (link)
I think you stole my line.

Marriage is a big thing, especially for James. I'm really confused. You don't like this chick too, do you?

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[info]red_eyes
2008-06-29 05:18 am UTC (link)
Fuck no! I don't have a fucking clue who she is! HE DOESN'T EITHER. HE'S NEVER MET HER BEFORE. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Hey, I did NOT sign on for this 'to have and to hold' shit. I refuse to hold it up when I'm around. He and her can build a life together and have lots of little fucked up babies for all I care.

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[info]death_hilarious
2008-06-29 05:18 am UTC (link)
Yeah. Then we can eat them.

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[info]red_eyes
2008-06-29 05:19 am UTC (link)
This is why I keep you around.

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[info]death_hilarious
2008-06-29 05:20 am UTC (link)
Love you too, cupcake head.

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[info]red_eyes
2008-06-29 05:21 am UTC (link)
Fuck you!

As often as possible.

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[info]death_hilarious
2008-06-29 05:23 am UTC (link)
We should do the crashy thing for the wedding. Frighten all the guests a little bit. It would be FUN.

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[info]red_eyes
2008-06-29 05:24 am UTC (link)
Oh fuck yes. I'll get out in the middle of the service. We can wreck decorations and get really drunk.

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[info]death_hilarious
2008-06-29 05:27 am UTC (link)
And rape the wedding guests and their children. What a riot.

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[info]red_eyes
2008-06-29 05:28 am UTC (link)
Mmm. I can taste their blood in my mouth.

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[info]death_hilarious
2008-06-30 12:32 am UTC (link)
Only you can make that sound sexy. Did you know that?

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[info]red_eyes
2008-06-30 04:20 am UTC (link)
I wouldn't say it if I didn't.

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