Oh Lord. That's awful. That I feel perfectly comfortable saying 'I'm sorry for your loss' over, as it's universal knowledge the pain of loosing a strat. Or, at least, it should be.
Oh, poor you. Really, I would switch if this world wasn't such a bitch. I'm not a fan of public nudity in the least, especially with old women staring and pointing and clucking their tongues and all that. Mind, brain screaming...Oh, this just sucks.