Bruce
There's a pregnant girl who looks like me and she's 16 and she's fucktarded. She won't go live with the people she's supposed to and I don't want her to die on the street tonight or go into early labor or whatever ... I don't want to deal with this but ugh.
Can she stay at the mansion? You can drop her in some empty, ugly room. I wouldn't bother you with this but our apartment won't fit her and I am so not comfortable with her being around anyway. I'll find an apartment or something for her as soon as humanely possible I promise.
I'm sorry but please do this. I don't know where else to put her.