I heard you stupid dildos had a stripper party and didn't invite me, what's all that about, huh? Jackoffs, you know I would've come by and at least slipped a few singles in a few thongs.
For that, I'm NOT buying you a birthday present, dad. And you know what? Uncle Skwisgaar and his mini-me can kiss my ass for not inviting me either, though they'd like that too much.
But I do kinda want to come by and meet Nathan. You two talked about him enough when I was a kid, I want to meet the big ol' brick shithouse myself. You know, to see if he really IS as scary as you say.