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Tweak says, "We're all going to die!"

Candy Quackenbush can walk on water. (toitshour) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-06-19 21:42:00

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candy quackenbush, onyxx

Would you like to go somewhere with me for a couple of days?

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	_onyxx 2008-06-20 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Sure. Where we goin'? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	toitshour 2008-06-20 02:56 am UTC (link)
	I thought we could start at the Yebba Dim Day and then glph to Ninnyhammer to see Jimothi, if that's okay with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_onyxx 2008-06-20 03:07 am UTC (link)
	You've figured out a way to get back to your world? That's great! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toitshour 2008-06-20 03:08 am UTC (link)
	Sort of! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_onyxx 2008-06-20 03:20 am UTC (link)
	...Sort of? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Onyxx toitshour 2008-06-20 03:22 am UTC (link)
	It's the repayment for a favor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy _onyxx 2008-06-20 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Baby, this is all starting to sound a little shady. Are you sure you can trust whoever (or whatever?) is giving us this trip? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Onyxx toitshour 2008-06-20 03:39 am UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure Jareth has to go by his promises. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy _onyxx 2008-06-20 03:43 am UTC (link)
	This isn't a wish thing, is it? Because I've seen all the Wishmaster movies, and they never end well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Onyxx toitshour 2008-06-20 03:46 am UTC (link)
	He's not a Djinn, and I'm not the doorman who was the guy in Candyman. He wanted me to take him to the ocean, and then he'll send us to the Abarat. And if he messes it up, I figure you can smack him around. Or I can try making him part of an elephant. (Combination spells are hard, and just weird.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy _onyxx 2008-06-20 03:50 am UTC (link)
	If he messes it up, he and I will have some words. If you trust this guy, I trust this guy. You should probably warn him that I don't handle losing my trust in people very well, though. Just in case. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Onyxx toitshour 2008-06-20 03:54 am UTC (link)
	I figured that. I don't know if I trust him with everything, but to keep his word, sure. Are you ready for the Abarat? There's stuff there I can't really even begin to describe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy _onyxx 2008-06-20 03:58 am UTC (link)
	I should probably explain that when I say we'll have words, I mean I am going to write the word "fuck" on the knuckles of my left hand and the word "you" on the knuckles of my right. Then I'll hit him. I'm sure he will. Oh yeah, totally ready! I don't think you can really fully prepare for a trip like this, but I'm as ready as I can be, I think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Onyxx toitshour 2008-06-20 04:00 am UTC (link)
	... that's kind of hot. He'd better, if he knows what's good for him. I could draw you a map of what I remember. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy _onyxx 2008-06-20 04:08 am UTC (link)
	You know, I could probably find a way to hit people more often. Amen to that. Y'know? I think we should hold off on the map drawing just yet. Lewis and Clark didn't have a map, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Onyxx toitshour 2008-06-20 04:11 am UTC (link)
	I don't want to get you in trouble baby. I mean, the same thing happens in my brain when you take your shirt off, and that's legal. They didn't, no. Am I Lewis or Clark? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy _onyxx 2008-06-20 04:14 am UTC (link)
	I could box. Then I'd be shirtless and hitting people. Which one do you want to be? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Onyxx toitshour 2008-06-20 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Yes. Yes, you could. ... I don't even remember what we were talking about anymore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy _onyxx 2008-06-20 04:30 am UTC (link)
	My boxing shirtless. After being oiled down. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Onyxx toitshour 2008-06-20 04:32 am UTC (link)
	I. Um. Well, yes. I - ... you're doing this on purpose! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy _onyxx 2008-06-20 04:38 am UTC (link)
	Doing what on purpose, dear? I was just discussing a possible career path. The fact that it leaves me drenched in sweat and oil, wearing nothing but a pair of trunks and boots, just happens to be a coincidence. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Onyxx toitshour 2008-06-20 04:41 am UTC (link)
	... cheater. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy _onyxx 2008-06-20 05:11 am UTC (link)
	Now how is it cheating to describe a career path? If it just so happens to leave me oiled and sweaty and sore and needing help washing all that off my body... Well, I can't help that, now can I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Onyxx toitshour 2008-06-20 05:12 am UTC (link)
	I could always get a job as one of those girls who hold the round numbers, so I'm close by to help you wash off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy _onyxx 2008-06-20 05:20 am UTC (link)
	How would I think strategically in the fights with all the blood evacuating my head? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Onyxx toitshour 2008-06-20 05:23 am UTC (link)
	How am I supposed to do anything with you shirtless and glisteny? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy _onyxx 2008-06-20 05:29 am UTC (link)
	I think the only solution here is that we do this at home. Removes all the problems and leaves all the good parts! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Onyxx toitshour 2008-06-20 05:39 am UTC (link)
	You have lots of good parts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy _onyxx 2008-06-20 02:54 pm UTC (link)
	I could say the same for you, baby. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Onyxx toitshour 2008-06-20 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	Love you too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy _onyxx 2008-06-20 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	So when do we leave? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Onyxx toitshour 2008-06-20 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	I have to take Jareth on a picnic first. ... yeah, I know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy _onyxx 2008-06-20 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	I'm totally cool with that! ...If he tries anything, magic him into the stratosphere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Onyxx toitshour 2008-06-20 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	He's never had a sandwich, it's sort of sad. ... you don't have to tell me twice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy _onyxx 2008-06-20 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	Never had a sandwich? Is the guy from some weird world that hates good things? ...Then I'll punch him. In a spacesuit, so I won't suffocate up there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Onyxx toitshour 2008-06-20 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	Must be. He's only recently had ice cream. The weird part is I think I recognize him? ... you'd better not suffocate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy _onyxx 2008-06-20 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	You recognize him? Do you know him from somewhere? I won't unless he tears the spacesuit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Onyxx toitshour 2008-06-20 08:25 pm UTC (link)
	Is it weird to say I dreamed him? We'll just have to deal with him on Earth, then, I'm not taking that risk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy _onyxx 2008-06-20 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	You dreamed him? How does that even work? I could always hit him with a car. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Onyxx toitshour 2008-06-20 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know. It's weird. ... we're terrible for planning this out beforehand, but I'm mostly just giggling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy _onyxx 2008-06-20 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	That is a little weird, yeah. Oh. Well then I'm not scouting parked cars to hit him with. I'm just staring intently out the window, uh...birdwatching. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Onyxx toitshour 2008-06-20 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know, I just have. It's odd. Can I come distract you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy _onyxx 2008-06-20 09:21 pm UTC (link)
	Well, odd is the name of the game in this place, so... Best idea I've heard all day! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Onyxx toitshour 2008-06-20 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	Well, some odd is good. Hee. You just like my distractions because they involve me topless. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy _onyxx 2008-06-21 04:23 am UTC (link)
	That's true! Also because it's you. But, uh, yeah, you topless is even better! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Onyxx toitshour 2008-06-21 04:30 am UTC (link)
	You're a good amount of odd. Awww, you're sweet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Candy _onyxx 2008-06-21 04:47 am UTC (link)
	This is definitely true. I do try. (Reply to this) (Parent)