If you have to call me anything, I'll settle for Sonya Blade, or either of the two. 'Beautiful' or any such nicknames are reserved for my husband and and only because I'm used to him using them.
I'll buy the 'alternative dimension' though: wouldn't be the strangest thing I've heard.
Wouldn't be too sure about the Elder Gods really, they're usually too full of themselves to bother mixing with mortals. Now if you happen to see a man young with white hair, shoots lighting, answers to the name of Rayden and has an annoying habit of appearing at bad times with no real help-would you do me a great favor and punch him in the face for me.
If this Earth hasn't been destroyed yet, could very well be.