|Sophie Stark (ironteen) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-06-16 11:16:00
Oh for fuck's sake.
Happy Father's Day Daddy. You're stupid. Mom? You're emo. Can you two stop pretending your lives are like a damn soap opera and get your heads out of your proverbial asses? You two, amazingly enough, love EACH OTHER.
Mom, you managed to co-exist with Pepper long after I was born so I really don't see why you're acting like some dumpy housewife. Hello? Walking proof Dad picked you over her!
Dad, Pepper's cool and all? But you need to stop acting like she shits gold or something. Cause she kinda doesn't.
Now talk this shit out and start doing the monkey thing you two do cause you still have to get through two more pregnancies or I'm gonna pull a Marty McFly and I'm really good with the whole existing thing.
Love you both but GOSH! The Emo! I'm a teenager and now I'm done with the scene!